drphibes

I love air cooled volkswagens, AC/DC

I am currently saving the endangered caterpillars. My body converts oxygen into carbon dioxide to save the rainforest and house hold plants. Also, toxic waste into paper mache that is then used by little school-children in their Arts & Crafts class. When I'm not donating blood, bone marrow, and certain non-vital organs, I spend my time reading to the challenged and giving pedicures to senior citizens. I once saved the world and all of humanity from the enslavement of an evil alien race but I'm much too humble to discuss it further. I'm a top secret member of the Secret Service and the CIA uses me to interrogate Russians. I know where Carmen San Diego and Waldo are. I am far beyond a Rock Star, I am a metal god. In my spare time I pull small children out of wells. I also enjoy thwarting the plans of certain terrorist cell groups, bible studies with inmates, eliminating weapons of mass destruction, feeding the orphans in Africa, and coaching in the Special Olympics. I helped build the Great Wall of China while I sailed around the world. Twice. And used only a piece of paper, paper clip and gum. I used to build ginger bread houses for a living for all the little boys and girls to enjoy, tried to give Reagan mouth to mouth after he got shot and I spent a year on top of Mount Fuji doing Yoga. When I go deep sea diving I dont need a tank, I just hold my breath. My future plans include patching the hole in the ozone layer, reversing global warming, becoming a pro kickboxer and a volunteer backup for the Pittsburgh Steelers, I love bacon and monsters like theirs no tomorrow.I am a friend to all Bhuddists.