william12

I am is fun irreverent, compassionate, caring, professional, clever geeky blunt and energetic.

I want is someone smart, funny, energetic, physical, clever, capable of picking locks and writing user manuals that make sense.

Everything else is negotiable.

When I reread this I realize that I've just said everything. I guess I'm not the kind of person to be inflexible or rigid. Don't care if you have piercings, tattoos, or varicose veins. What matters is sharp and fun conversation What matters is a desire to do something other than watch TV.You need to be passionate about something and definitely not a quitter. Something you do helps others who don't even realize that you're the one doing the helping.

By the way, I'm not asking for anything that I don't also offer you. Loyalty, caring, and honesty come with the package. End up in the hospital and I'm feeding your dogs and bringing brand name prune juice. Expect that I want to see you. Expect that I'm not a platonic play friend, but I will go shopping with you, for clothes that you can wear to work. Expect great massages, memorable kisses, and poodle germs.