tory11alan

Ready to break out of the tired old traditional male/female roles. I'll be the baby seagull and you feed me regurtitated raw fish like a nurturing momma bird. I'll provide the raw herring and vomit inducer, you bring the strap-on beak. No weirdos, please. >) Frisky pup seeks some tail. Tired of going in circles. Lets catch up sometime–you can lead the way. >)

1) I had a cat so if you were allergic please don't inquire. He was a very nice cat named General Tso.

2) I keep the floors extremely clean, so clean that you can eat off of them, which is actually what I do. I have a thing about plates and utensils. I eat 2 well cooked fried eggs off of a small tile in the middle of the living room with chopsticks every evening at 7:15 PM. You cannot touch my chopsticks.

3) My mother stops by twice a week and yells at me for an hour or so and sobs about her only son being gay. I'm actually not gay I just don't date a lot. She doesn't get this. She is harmless though but may pinch your cheeks when she see's you. Oh, and she thinks she's spanish.

7) I sometimes come home reeking of fish. Please don't ask me about this.

5) I hum a lot, sometimes for hours. It's not usually loud but if I was in the living room brushing General Tso and I'm humming, it may have gotten to you and you would have had to go into your room.

6) every night I inevitably brush my teeth for 12 minutes straight or I can't sleep. I prefer scrubbing my dentures out of my head with abrupt overt abrasion over insomnia and watching you slobber on the pillow. just saying. sometimes I sleep with the toothbrush in my mouth just to makeup for lost time. Please feel free to join me on this.

7) I use the cologne Aqua Di Jio. My farts smell like roses, my pits like an abrupt indonesian seabreeze, and I trust you to come over smelling like tasty butterscotch. thanks I appreciate your willingness on that. >)

8) I'm 24, but my body is basically a perfect adonis. Like my profile? Wriet me already! hit me up

Tory