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This is what I hate about loveawake, people try and make themselves something they are not. Why try and make it more exciting, you will start sounding arrogant and pretentious if you try to change the wording to be "funny" "exciting" etc.
The likelihood of people really paying that much attention to your details in slim and people on your loveawake should be friends anyhow so they will already know these things.