ARE YOU MR. RIGHT OR MR. FULL OF BOLOGNA?
STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH MY PROFILE, INSTEAD, FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
YOU MUST LIKE ANTIQUES AND LOST TREASURES: ME. I AM OLD, BUT NOT USED UP.
WHY NOT US?
I am wondering why we are still here. Is that because we are too ugly to each other.
Anyway let's be more optimistic: let's get married and get out of this site once for all.
Only serious guy contacts me, Be a man with actions that back up your words.
Therefore, no trainee, no casual, no waster, no blah, no blah.
Otherwise keep reading below
I AM PLAYER
CAN YOU PLAY CHESS?
YOU MAKE YOUR 1ST MOVE AND I'LL MAKE MY 2ND MOVE, OR VICE-VERSA (GIGGLING).
I AM GREEDY
If you insist, size matters: your heart, your brain, your legs, your arms and.......Did I stutter? (batting eyelash)
NO OTHER KIND OF GAMES
Don't play games because it's not right, because someone's heart is involved (yours and mine). But I play with you: Do you have a dice? (wink, wink.)
I WILL HONOR YOUR TRUE LOVE.
MR. RIGHT, SURRENDER TO ME NOW.
MR. UNDECIDED, STOP HESITATING. IT'S TIME TO pick me You wonder why I am still single. You don't want me to date all the dudes in town to find you, right? You don't want that, right?
DO YOU NEED WOMAN UPGRADE? (Giggling)
Here I am: sweet deal. Don't forget to check the Husband and wife Store at the end of the profile. Can you find me there? Can I find you there?
WHO AM I, IN A NUTSHELL?
Well I am very honest: I am very ugly and very fat Giggling.
Am I YOURS? Hey, why not me? And why not YOU?
According to your rival/other dudes, I am a lovable, feminine, cute, witty, and radiant woman.
I am fussy and craving for your true love. I am also goofy and silly woman. Is that OK with you?
I am someone who has it all to give, just need someone to give it to. I have a bit of an attitude until i really get to know someone then the sweet side comes out. I think I am worth the hassle (Giggling)
GOOD ENOUGH
I am simple, average, unconventional in some areas, tender, cheerful, passionate, and sensual. I am very woman. That's all you need. Don't be greedy.
Believe or not, whether I am gorgeous or ugly, I am the one that will keep you (hint, hint). Hard to believe me? then meet me, stick with me, and you will find out (giggling).
WHO AM I IN DEPTH
You want to know me thoroughly? Just meet, date me, marry me, and you will know who I am in depth. Giggling!!!!
I am neither Brigitte Bardot nor Jane Birkin for sure, however I will attract you anyway. Start getting used to.
CAN YOU HANDLE ME?
I am fussy. before making love, I have to be carried in your arms to bed whenever you want me (hint, hint). No, no. no ifs, no buts. Yes it's blackmail. Can you handle me? Giggling.
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU
"Happiness started the moment you entered my life and will last as long as you are by my side as my friend, my lover, my soul mate."
WHO'S MR. RIGHT?
Mr. Right is the man that wants me and keeps me.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU SURE?
I am not here for night stands. I am here to be loved, not to be laid, except under full commitment (wink, wink).
SEX TALK
No, not yet. First love, then the rest is taken care automatically. You don't need to rush into it or beg it. It happens automatically after your real love is proved. I am here to be loved, not to be your disposable girl toy.
HOW TO CHASE MEN?
Please, women don't contac me, unless, you contact me to teach me how to chase men better. Giggling. Gentlemen, slow down or don't go anywhere, I need to catch you, at least one.
DO I NEED MAGIC GPS, OR RADAR?
Mr. Right, I know you exist. But the question is, where are you. My GPS cannot find you yet.
YOUR APPEARANCE
You don't need to be either Trace Adkins or Josh Turner. I don't care if you are Mr. Kojak (Telly Savallas, actually he was Mr. Handsome and Charm), or have big belly. As long as we have quemistry and you know how treat a woman with respect, with excessive love, etc in a consistent way.
WHAT I THINK ABOUT MAN
I adore man, it's GOD's best masterpiece. Hey don't get too overconfident. I am talking about the good man. The bad one, it was GOD's oops and HE threw the mold away.
The bad thing is I am addicted to man (the good one). Is there any problem with that? Wink, wink.
LONG DISTANCE DUDES
Well, if you can go to Russia, to meet a Russian woman, then you can meet me in southern California, near Disneyland. Contact me. Not ventured, not gained. Don't get discouraged. Don't let the miles deter you to get to know me. We might lost our minds and want to move to each other place. What's wrong with that?
kingx