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Hello all, I'm Hunter (but my friends call me Doc)...

OK not great at this so here goes: I'm 4-feet,5-inches tall, I have a superfluous third nipple (like Krusty the Clown), a square head with big ears (I've been told I resemble a taxi cab with the doors open), no neck and hair on my thumbs but I have a great personality! I haven't dated since my divorce 6 years ago and never had children. I do like children, especially if you put enough hot sauce on them. OK if you laughed at that you're probably going to hell.

A couple months back I accidentally spilled spot remover on my dog and he disappeared... what a dark day that was. I was recently informed that frankinsense is not a monster, much to my chagrin. Though it did bring some things into perspective for me, as I've always struggled to understand why one of the three wise men would have given the infant Jesus a monster... Now the entirety of the nativity makes lots more sense...

I didn't grow up in the US and so I can be culturally retarded sometimes, truly. For example I learned just last year who Lady Gaga was because up until that point I thought she was one of the new Muppet ensemble players. My own fault for not living with one eyeball attached to social media. OK so now you know I have a sense of humor, here's some other stuff:

I'm VERY laid back and I HATE conflict, bickering, arguing, whatever you want to call it. I'm very into love and forgiveness! The current woman in my life is amazing and I love her completely but she sheds a lot. Maggie the Terrible is my border collie and my best friend so if you're not a dog lover then be warned! I'm an ER doctor by trade and now generally only do charity work. These days I spend a lot of time at home enjoying and appreciating my wonderful life and would love to find someone to share all this with me!

Love to travel, I've lived all over the world. Now I have an amazing house just outside Seattle, surrounded by woods and a big hot tub on the deck out back. The tub gets lots of use as it's PERFECT for early mornings, late nights (you can see the stars at night!),apres ski/backpacking/biking! I love to cook and I'm told that I'm very good at it. I still love to read books and don't spend any time on facebook or any of that other online stuff. I have a brand new Xbox that is collecting dust but fun once in awhile! I do love YouTube because I can learn all kinds of cool things- like I'm learning flamenco guitar right now (Muy Romantico!) I generally like to play at night by candlelight when the world is quiet or by the fireplace when it's cold outside. Well not sure what else to put.... ummmm… I suppose anything else you'd like to know just ask!

OK lots to tell but I'll save it for those who are interested in getting to know a really cool, highly intelligent, worldly and laid back guy or those who want to get to know me instead. LOL

Cheers and blessings to you all!