I'm a lonly "Old Dude", begining to show signs of aging, so I'm no longer "pretty" if I ever was! I worked alot when I was younger, and in oilfield, coal mines, and injured my back, so I'm limited on physical ability. I might be able to carry you through the door, but would have to rest before anything else! I'm on a fixed retirement incom. It's not rich, or fancy, but I have a 3 bedroom, two bath house in Grayville, Illinois. but not sure you wpuld like the small town 2,000people).
Most of my life was in rual country , like with chickens, garden, cows, a horse or two. But I have lived alone since my divorce in 1997, and after I quit driving a big truck, ( my back gave out) I ended up moving to town". I kinda miss the chickens!
I don't own a boat, but I love sailing! I once had a little 25 foot sailboat, the "Mocking bird" didn't survive the Divorce.
So, I'm an old dude with a bad back, 2008 Saab 9-3 hatchback, 2005 Yamaha 1100 cc motorcycle, house , and riding mower. So, if this sounds like fun to you, I want some of what your smoking! I was trying to be funny.