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Looking for someone who can make me laugh so hard, whatever I am drinking will shoot out my nose. Someone who knows a good thing when she sees it, and knows what it takes to keep it. A good or best friend/ partner in crime. Who knows what she wants and how to ask for it-- in all aspects of her life.Someone who can go from hyperkinetic mudball to fancy-pants socialite wanna be art snob in less than thirty minutes. I only lie to clergy, small children[when appropiate] and police officers.I cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes.I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.I sleep once a week, and in a chair.Laws of physics do not apply to me.I balance,I weave,I dodge, I frolic and mybills are all paid.Witty and intelligent, but sometimes subtle about both. Hard outer shell, soft and chewy center.Looking for an outstanding woman to kill[or relocate] spiders for me and to keep me from being afraid of the dark.I'm self confident 84% of the time,shy 6% of the time[ in which case I'm a peddle of goo incapable of rational thought] scared 5% of the time and the rest, I'm worrying about my poor math skills.Seriously, I love good wine ,antiques, architecture, exploring towns and cities. I am not a big sports fan. Love museums, art galleries. Want to find my counterpart. Living in San Francisco for 25 years, I learned to be a better than average italian cook. Let's meet for a glass of wine.