I am the Gemologist you're looking for.
Good day ladies!
I'm a remarkable sort of gentleman, who likes nothing more than golf with the right woman The first thing people usually notice about me is my loving personality, closly followed by my smashing abs. I am not one of those fake people who pretends not to notice their own qualities. My abs and fingers are top notch. These gems of honesty are just part of the remarkable person I am.
I work as a Gemologist, helping old people. This allows me to exercise my skills: looking after people and saving lives. I would like to tell you about the time I met Keanu Reeves, which is true, but it's important to me that you know I'm honest, so I'll save the wilder parts of my life for another time.
My life goals include:
Star in the next Star Wars film.
Become the best Gemologist I can be
Help all the old people in the world
If you're the right woman for me, you'll be caring and giving. You won't be afraid to laugh and will have a healthy respect for the environment.
My ideal date would involve reading in Scotland with a brown woman by my side. While we're there, I compliment your charming lips.
Honesty and openness are the most important qualities in a relationship. I will be honest with you, if you will be honest with me. I will never hit on your best friend whilst you're visiting a sick relative, never text my ex behind your back while you're asleep, never post naked photos of you on Facebook. That's just the kind of gentleman I am.
May the force be with you.
I urge you, get in touch