About Me
I'm so tired of all the nonsense going on I feel I have to add this
next paragraph. For posterity.
MUST have an IQ of at least 140 to get on this ride
YES.
SERIOUSLY
Oh ? Think that's incredibly arrogant and elitist and I'm being a
total jerk and most likely will die alone You are absolutely correct. Ask me if I care. Cool. Nothing for you to
see here, keep moving.
Still reading ? Sure about this ? It ain't getting much better.
Ok, you've been warned. Fasten your seatbelt !
Yeah, I know, no photos. Bummer. I figure if you like the profile, the
photos can follow. If not, what's the point ?
I know you're busy and don't have time to waste. Same here. But please
read to the end, it will save time in the long run. Trust me on this.
I'll be honest and upfront and expect the same in return.
Not looking for the love of my life or 'the one'. Would be lovely, but
according to Drake equation highly unlikely. Being realistic I'm seeking someone who's faults and idiosynchrasies are tolerable and
complement my own. If I find 'the one', great, but let's start with
coffee.
Things you should know.
About me :
- single caucasian male, no kids, no pets, no obligations. Yes, true.
- still have all my hair, 32 waist, almost 6' tall on a good day, no
tattoos or body piercings.
- can be charming, sweet and funny but have also reached the stage
where i am ok with my own company so don't need to spend time with
folks not worth the trouble; I can retire at anytime to the bat cave
never to be heard from again
- easygoing and openminded, but I do have my own opinions and will
express them whenever I feel like it.
- recovering republican
- if you want someone who shows up regularly with roses and presents
and lays at your feet admiring your beauty in silent awe, keep
looking.
- if you play your cards right you might get flowers and candy for
Valentine's Day, maybe for your birthday if I remember to add the date
to my calendar (actually, please remind me about that).
- I have a great sense of humor and I can make you laugh (hint : Jim
Carrey is NOT funny; the Coen brothers are)
- fairly un-romantic; I can organize a candle-lit dinner now and again
but for that I should feel inspired; that part is in your capable
hands
- Looking for a relationship with an equal partner.
- likes : people who are smart and funny, books, music, movies,travel,
computers and most anything that plugs in and is not a kitchen
appliance (I'm a guy, what do you expect?) . OK , I do have a thing
for espresso machines but that's where kitchen skills end
- dislikes : religious fanatics, republicans in their current
incarnation, most of what is on TV
About you :
- independent and self sufficient
- must be smart and be able to hold your own in a conversation. (hint
: if you like what you read so far, you have a fighting chance)
- must understand that I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin by now,
and do not require your efforts to make a better person out of me
- must be able to go with little notice and not worry about primping;
we have made it this far in life a little wear and tear showing isn't
fatal
- must be healthy and in decent shape because so am I and looks are
important no matter what you may have read on "Dear Abby"; that's why
you ask for a profile with a picture, right ?
- must be able to comprehend that respect is something you earn, not demand.
NEED NOT APPLY : drug/alcohol addicts drama queens, princesses,
whiners,fans of Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill
O'Reilly, active members of the GOP, and so on and so forth.
Didn't like all this ? Oh well, pretty sure your profile asking for
'honesty'. Most of them do. This is what being honest looks like.
OK then, you can go back to reading about the guys who like long walks
on the beach while holding hands and simply adore PDA. Yup, seriously,
they're around.No, really.
Still with me ? Must say that I'm surprised. And impressed.
If you did not get the picture by now, never mind. If you did maybe
we'll find something to talk about
Disclaimers
* if you believe in some kind of supreme being that's your problem,
but if you go to church more than couple of times a year that may
become my problem, therefore not interested to hear from you even if
you are Helen of Troy, Cleopatra,
(__insert_most_admired_female_role_model_here__) and Marie Curie
rolled into one.
* if you are a convinced conservative/republican and want to debate
politics you should know that I'm somewhere to the left of Bernie
Sanders. No, I do not intend to compromise my principles for a date or
the pleasure of your company. Adding this since the stuff above does
not appear to penetrate
* I can walk for miles while on vacation, preferably in a city I
haven't seen before. However I'm not the rugged, outdoorsy type ,
ready to go fishing or hiking at 4 AM. If I want fresh fish I can ask
the waiter about the catch of the day.
I hope you are reading all this and paying attention, there will be a
quiz later ...
