nodnarb

This is the part where I'll share some really great lies about myself, OR are they?! Soo I can bench press a car, a Buick, to be specific. I'm an ex football star just ask Cristiano Ronaldo about me. I helped to built the statue of liberty, well, just the good half of it, if you know what I mean LOL I make two grand USD every other second, just fact check with Bill Gates.

I cook the world's best duck flambé, although I'm viciously allergic... I tend to break out in feathers & do weird mating calls & rituals. I'm a man of the night, very nocturnal and yes I'm actually Batman if you were wondering. Also I'm a real lady's delight... Well at least that's what the ladies at the old age home tells me when I stop by to teach them salsa... And yes I have a PhD in the art of gangnam style, I taught PSY!