lynx04

(Dear Crush of mine, my humor might strike as eccentric to some. So, tread at your own risk :D) Obviously, I'm awesome and this little piece which follows proves it : My previous adventures include introducing the word 'pikjulate' into the english language. I really think it could be big like 'vasterize', which I invented a year ago. I'm witty and people like my company. After all, I buy them drinks to stay and listen to what I say. I'm an heroic man and successfully fended off Santa by making my friend fart up the chimney, this Christmas. I really like the old man but I love the idea of being able to boast about my adventures to my crush more.

Impressed? I haven't even told you the best part. I'm that secret admirer you always wondered about. There, its out. Its no longer a secret anymore ;-)