Looking for a team mate for a game called Life.
Features required for a successful collaboration:
- Presence of sense of humor and ability to approach life, people including me and himself with a good deal of irony. A bit of healthy cynicism is also welcome.
- a strong belief in the face that romance can not replace normal conversations
- understanding that female creatures can be sane, reasonable and act without hidden intentions. Hush... it's a top secret but you really don't have to pay all my bills or immediately introduce me to your mom, even if I say that I like you or even more scary act like that.
- a sincere willingness to figure out if the offender really meant it BEFORE taking offence.
- an ability to appreciate friendship. Simply.
I do not expect any kind of financial support.
Under no circumstances I do not strip on cam.
Messages like "hey sexy baby/ nice pics/ myself cool dude wanna chat" will be ignored as "too exquisite" for my ordinary mind :D
AND PLEASE, DO BOTHER TO READ all above before messaging.
Special warning: if you claim being in love with me after viewing my photos and 5 minutes of conversation means that either you aren't very bright a brain, or you think that I'm way not. Both aren't welcome.
And the last thing, I'm actually much more friendly than it seems.-:)