Iím Jane and I want a man who will pay me attention, is hot and can lift heavy things. In return I will pay him the Ďrightí amount of attention and most probably straighten out problems he didnít know he had. And carry his wallet and keys in my handbag when he finds his jeans are too tight and its too much bother for him to carry them around in his hand. I will provide an endless supply of chocolate fudge cake and roast dinner will be available at weekends in addition to one day midweek if youíre very good. Satisfaction guaranteed* (*see terms and conditions for details of offer).