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I am the detective you're looking for.

Good dawning to thee, friend,

I'm a funny gentleman, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my friendly personality, closly followed by my smashing legs. I hope you will find my legs to be as special as new born kittens, and my back as awesome as the first moon landing.

I work as a detective, helping customers. This allows me to exercise my skills: resourcefulness and teaching. My idol is Richard Dawkins. When I'm struggling with my job, I think of Richard Dawkins and feel inspired to continue. I once saw Richard Dawkins at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection - almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day, or similar.

My life goals include:

Star in the next Star Wars film.

Write a sonnet that captures your beauty

Become the best detective I can be

Help all the customers in the world

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be caring and admirable. You won't be afraid to have a good time and will have a healthy respect for honesty.

My ideal date would involve reading in London with a charming woman by my side. While we're there, I write poetry about your skinny eyes under the light of the moon.

The right man's smile will light up my day like somebody igniting a sparkler on a particularly stormy November 5th. Your skinny eyes will make me tremble like sitting on a park bench when a double decker bus rattles by.

May the force be with you.

Until younder

Zhang