bryancutie01

I'm a down to earth type of man(or at least I like to think so) who tries to enjoy the simple things in life. I like to appreciate the small moments in life because I feel that those are the ones that make us who we are in the long run.

Well...When I think of myself the first thing that comes into my mind is "Perfect"...then I wake up and realize the alarm's been going off for 25 minutes and I'm late for work. So, I get into the shower and look around for a razor so I can shave and I see that I forgot to buy any. I want to use the the old one I used last time, but I know if I do I'll probobly cut myself to ribbons, but I need to shave, so I use it anyway, and I cut myself to ribbons. I get out of the shower and put those little pieces of toilet paper all over my face to stop the bleeding and I start to get dressed (remember: if it smells clean it is clean). After getting dressed I go to my car and start driving to work and realize I forgot to feed the cat so I go back home and feed the cat and I get back in my car and drive to work. When I get there I find my boss and explain to him why I'm late, but he's not listening to me cause he's laughing his butt off because I forgot to take all those little pieces of toilet paper off my face. So I go to the bathroom and take them off, and I reflect to myself boy I'm pretty lucky I don't operate any heavy machinery." Well that's about the gist of it! If that doesn't scare you off maybe we can get to know each other...:)