You're Russian and identify yourself as a "neonazi"? I've probably seen your face on one of the billion youtube videos out there. Your ideology is the opposite of mine. Go back to your woods, and make sure you wear a scarf, it's cold out there..
You are a human trafficker? Don't even try, I am so annoying you will release me and pay me to leave you alone. It would be a waste of your time and money.
You are looking for a citizenship? Sorry, I am not working for Canada's immigration.
Welcome to my crazyness.