Ufomies

I'm probably not the most intelligent man you have ever seen, but I'm clever enough to understand how the world works, without the need of dwelling in my past or worrying about the future too much. Whatever happens, happens. I have been through some very rough times during the last five years and I know it's quite a clichй to say that I have grown as a person, but I have. All my life I have been pushed around by other people - something that triggered me to develop a very strange sense of humor as a protection method against the rest of the world in my youth. These days, I still have that same sense of humor, but I'm more open to the world than I used to be. That's one of the reasons why I'm writing this description, as I'm looking for my life partner to share all the beautiful wonders, and horrible miseries, that life has to offer, with me. I can tell you this; you can browse through a million profiles without finding anyone as good as I am. I don't cheat, I don't lie, what you see is what you get. Even my farts smell flowery.