TheWatchers

Dark humor

Insecure depressive seeks despotic female ballcrusher to finalize my descent into madness.

Ineffectual communication skills and aggressive co-dependence experience is a must.

You should possess the uncanny ability to turn a sunny Disneyesque day into Dante's ninth circle, and frighten me into sleeping with one eye open; uncertain if your razor-like talons are poised for my inevitable evisceration.

Please be able to completely annihilate any residual faith in humanity, delusions of happiness, and sense of self worth. De-pigmentation of my hair is not fully complete at this stage - and I am looking for you to finalize the process.

Bonus points for initiating enough stress to drag me down the path of premature baldness, mutual psychological , and co-dependency or inducing permanent stress-related gastrointestinal damage.

View our relationship as nothing more than a conquest to be subjugated and I expect you to reduce me to a raving and drooling shell of a human being before moving on to your next challenge.

The only compensation I can offer is the knowledge that your name will be unceasingly repeated as I beat my head against the walls of my padded cell!

Age is unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.

Serious replies only, please and i look forward to barely making eye contact with each and every one of you!

Hahaha, I hope, at least, the above cracked a smile and not turned you off! :)

Just a guy, but not your typical guy's guy lol... so i've been told.

Beard comes and goes...at least for now. Honest open minded and happy with new experiences in this short life. Art and creativity is important to me. Always up for a laugh with cheeky and sometimes dark humour...obviously :D