single Good-looking (self-verified in the mirror, and my kid gives me a solid 8/10). One awesome kid, my own house, and no weird roommates — unless you count the suspiciously judgmental garden gnome.
Employed, drama-free, and backed by a strong family who remind me I’m not as clever as I think I am. Love to travel — whether it’s a quick weekend escape or an adventure where I pretend I know how to use a map big on adventure — spontaneous trips, hikes that start with “just a quick walk” and somehow turn into questioning life choices. If it gets the heart racing or ends with eating way too much pie, count me in.
Movies and gaming are my thing — though horror movies? No thanks, I prefer my nightmares to come from my own imagination. I’ve watched Mad Max while crushing it in Crash Team Racing (multitasking level: expert). Beat me there and I might just fall for you — or challenge you to a rematch over drinks.
I love pork, but lamb? That’s a hard pass. Life’s too short for bad decisions.
Looking for someone who’s fun real, and can trade insults as well as breakfast. If you’re into bad jokes, strong coffee, and someone who can fix a leaky tap and quote movies mid-argument, then swipe right — let’s make this interesting.
