I am looking for a playmate to travel with me on my bucket list tour.
She needs to be adventurous, friendly, more hippy than class.
I want a woman to teach me Spanish and help me integrate into this culture.
Do not need a nurse, but would love to be taken care of, in every way. My wardrobe and decor
will certify my need for a tasteful woman. Social director.
I have a 2 bedroom, 2 bath condo on the malecon in Salinas with a terrific view of the beach.
I am open to a friends, roommate situation where we would be friends and help each other find that
special love if we do not find it in each other.
Yes, I am looking for a permanent girfriend and lover. Just one. But want simple hedonistic lifestyle.
I live out of a suitcase. Willing to change cities, even countries to find the right woman. I wear shorts every day,
have not worn long pants except to dance in 20 years or more. Do not like to dress up.
I have raised 2 families, so I am NOT interested in raising any more kids. NO KIDS.
I smoke cannabis, weed, marijuana on a daily basis, have for 50 years, ain't gonna stop. I do not do drugs, but
have interest in psychedelics, ghosts,UFOs, and aliens. My habits never bothered me in college, grad school, or administation of my
business. I am not a cartoon, Cheech type drink beer socially but alcohol tastes nasty.
Are you scared of the dark? Ghosts?
What is your understanding of your place in the cosmos? Are we alone? Want to explore?
My language can get pretty salty and I do get off on rants, but usually they are comical.
Irreverent, sarcastic, word play as humor. The translator often makes it awkward, but in person my humor can be seen.
Intelligent, witty, clever, kind, and generous. 6' 2"..188cm, 105kg..230 pounds. No belly fat. Appreciate same. NOT into chubby or heavy women.
sorry. BONUS points for EXTRA strong passion urge.
I will make you laugh. Have massage license so your dry skin days are over.
I have no ambition in life except to be happy. That seems to require the presence of a special partner.
I feel the need to be half of a couple. I am a pleaser. I need a pleaser.
My life is very soft and easy. My income is not affected by the pandemic. I only lack a girlfriend and lover
to complete my escape to fantasy island for life.
Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking while exploring local culture. Where do you want to live for a year to explore?
If you have read all of this and are still interested...you are my kind of weird, please write.
If not pleased,
Then my very best to you on your search.
Make it a great day.