Ok I'm not much of a sales person, but lets give this a try
I'd like to tell you all these wonderful things about myself, but then when we meet, you'll be so excited thinking you've met THE perfect girl. Until I trip over me 2 left feet, dribble food on my shirt at dinner, start laughing at something you say, spraying the sip I just took all over you and of course the mortified look on your face makes me laugh 'til the snorting starts! Hmmm, maybe I should keep it simple.
I'm a normal girl who is fairly intelligent. I actually know when to correctly use; they're, there, or their. Lol. I'm your typical "girl next door" kinda gal.
I have stuck my foot in my mouth a few times with my sarcastic witt, but can usually sweet talk my way out of it. I can be loving and caring but I'm definitely no pushover. I'm friendly and outgoing but not really into mega crowds. I guess you could say I'm well balanced. Just like anyone I do have my faults; I hit snooze too many times, I forget to return messages all the time and YES I double dip!
I'm adventurous and love experiencing different things. Long drives with no destination, people watching at the mall, nights in on the couch watching scary movies, a concert in the park, lying on a blanket in an open field watching the sunrise.
Having just ended a longtime relationship, I'm not really in a hurry to jump into anything serious again and I heard if the aim is short-term, fun and friendships. This is the place to go. No kidding, that's really what I heard! Lmao
I'm really just looking to hang out occasionally, someone to watch a movie with, get some cuddling in, and chat with once in a while, etc. I am not looking for an everyday thing and do not want a 'relationship', just something when we both have time.
If you're interested then let's chat And preferably with more than just "Hi", "Hi, How are you?", "What's up?" or my personal fave, which is "Wanna have sex?"
Come on guys be original.