Sarah-Tonin

I miss laughing til it hurts, with someone who shares my wayward humour. I'm missing the closeness and connection that it brings.

Roll up your trousers, and let's go for a paddle. While pointing at stuff on the horizon together, laugh at silly things and the ridiculousness of life. Sit on a bench, and fend off seagulls while we share a bag of chips. Get dressed up and eat somewhere posh, realising that we are the only 2 people having fun and chatting while others came out to stare at their phones and ignore each other. Life is short, lets make every minute count, twogether.

I miss holding hands, a bearhug cuddle, sharing a risqué raised eyebrow, your warm breath on my neck, a joint nod and grin to a secret joke, the lightest touch of a hand skimming over skin, caring for and nurturing someone. Do you miss that too? I have plenty of people to do something with, but nobody to do nothing with. Would you like to sit and do nothing with me?

Having put that I don't want children, I don't mind if you have kids. I'm now past breeding age, and couldn't squeeze out a puppy. I'm on HRT, to protect the general public. If you consider being unfaithful as normal behaviour, I don't, so please don't contact me. I don't date smokers. Have watched many of my family and my best friend die excruciating deaths from lung cancer, and can't go through that again with someone I love.

I absolutely love all animals (even spiders!). I adore dogs, and have a limpy old deaf one of mixed flavours. I have been bitten a number of times by wasps, so I'll pass if you keep any as pets. Scrabble is a great relaxant for me, and I play online for about an hour a day. I love wordplay and poetry. If you are kind, love dogs, and love to laugh - what are you waiting for? Ping me a message.