Rosco1954

Hello and welcome. Firstly, I have a warning for con artists, and scammers, don't bother, don't waste your time or mine, I will see through you in an instant. Don't bother asking for me for money because it's not going to happen and my refusal is almost guaranteed to offend, plus you probably have more money than me already, and anyone thinking about moving in with me will be expected to partake in a Prenup agreement in advance (No Exceptions). First of all please let me say this, I am not perfect, and I am not arrogant enough to think that I am, because I know that i'm not. Like most men I have my faults but hopefully none are thought to be so serious that I am considered a waste of time. I am retired and enjoying life one day at a time. I enjoy day and overnight trips to the country and traveling overseas but the last 4 or so years have made it very hard due to Covid. I am looking for someone long term to settle down with and enjoy our glory days together, to do what we like when we like, be it jump on a plane and travel overseas or hire a caravan for a month and simply travel at leisure from one place to another around the state, or the country. I am down to earth relaxed and very humble. I prefer to compromise rather than fight, I believe in love not war. I am overweight due to a bad diet and basically spending to many hours in front of my computer but with some incentive I could see my way to riding a bicycle once in a while or hitting the tennis court and dropping those extra kilo's over time. I guess only time will tell. I am genuine, honest, and lead a very simplistic life. For drinking I ticked socially but in actual fact it's more like a couple of times a year for things like Birthdays and Christmas, or perhaps during summer after a big day in the gardens and doing the lawns. I don't see the need to tell lies as I don't see the need to try and impress anyone only to be shown to be a liar later, which of course only leads to arguments, fights, and disappointment, which is something that neither of us wants so I prefer to keep things simple. I am who I am. Ask me a straight question and you will get a straight answer. Subtle hints have never worked on me (I just don't understand the code / language) for e.g. you say the lawns a getting a bit long. If you want me to cut the lawns, Just say to me Can you cut the lawns tomorrow while the weather is good and they shall be done. That's probably a bad example because I do like my lawns looking nice and generally cut them once a week but you understand what I am saying. I am not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to female hint code lol and who knew that being invited in late at night for a coffee doesn't always actually mean coffee?? I am no dummy either having recently scored a 152 in an international IQ test competition. I recently bought myself a Honda Goldwing and then joined the Australian Goldwing Association and Perth Chapter. We do a ride roughly every month to a different location for lunch stopping along the way for morning tea so I am getting to see parts of the state I have never visited before along with enjoying the company of others from the A.G.A. and I would so love for my partner to tag along on the bike with me. Knowing how to ride is not essential as this Honda is a big bike (and my 24th) it probably won't know that you're even sitting on it, (and a quick message to anyone that's thinking well that can go once I move in, Sorry I have some very bad news for you "The Bike Stays" But you may leave anytime you wish). I have also bought myself a camper trailer which attaches to and can be towed behind both the bike and my car so when the warmer weather arrives I will be able to do a weekend or an over nighter away somewhere. My kids live interstate and overseas and are adults themselves busy attending to their own kids so, NO!! I am not looking for a part time mother for them. The Tiger in the photo is fine and well, and simply napping on my lap. I have watched her grow up from a baby over the years so we are good friends although tigers are tigers and can be very dangerous and so they must always be treated with both caution and respect, pretty much in the same way as a woman, because they both have a nasty bite lol. No Offence Intended Ladies. I do however promise to offer you the best I can be.