Miles343

I am kind of funny sometimes and I always laugh at my own jokes. I am Times person of the year 2006. I can turn the router off and then back on again impressing anyone over the age of 50. I once electrocuted myself six times in one day (most of those were by accident). I can write poetry that would make Emily Dickinson weep and Dante Alighieri regret ever publishing the Divine Comedy. I am a blacksmith and a beekeeper. I also hunt and fish. I was born too late to explore the new world and too early to explore space I eat soup, drink hot chocolate, and can make minute rice in 58 seconds. I shower every day and always leave the toilet seat down. If I were in Middle Earth, Gandalf would have chosen me to take the One Ring to Mt. Doom moms love me and kids want to be me. I am dutiful, loyal, hardworking, and down to earth so lets give it a try :)