LordBellyrub

Hi, I'm Bill,

I'm a 50 yr old cis-gendered white man with reasonably long dark blonde hair, green eyes, and a slim but muscular build. I have a deep voice and I look at first glance like a bad boy but, I'm just a nerd with abs.

I average 21 hours a week of calisthenics and love to do it. It keeps me happy, at ease, fit, lessens pain, and promotes good sleep. It also helps rehabilitate me from a disturbing number of injuries - I've been sutured or stapled in 20 places that I can point to and many I cannot. I also do isometrics, flexation, and light resistance exercises. I'm doing great but still have more fitness goals.

I like role-playing games, fantasy/sci-fi books, movies and TV shows, and have an affinity for animals (hence my screenname). I love music of nearly all varieties (today was Bishop Briggs, Violet Orlandi, and some Irish folk music by various artists) including some musical theater and lots of classical. I'm interested in attending the Oregon Symphony and hope to spend a non-zero percentage of my life at the Kendall Planetarium and elsewhere at the Oregon Museum of Science and History.

I smoke an average of 8 cigarettes a day (though, NOT in my apartment), both smoke and eat marijuana (yes, in my apartment), and rarely drink (one can drink in my apartment, but I don't stock any).

I'm a recent transplant to Portland and don't know very many people yet so, my primary goal is to make new friends even if a romantic relationship doesn't result from out meeting. But, should lightning strike; I'm attracted both to femininity and androgyny so I'm open to meeting cis-gendered women, trans women, and probably other identifications.

Being upfront - I don't have a lot of money and rent a closet of an apartment in an archaic building in downtown Portland so, if affluence is a requirement I'm very much not your guy. :)

Hoping all is well - don't forget to love each other!

Bill