If you can’t handle a girl with several chronic illnesses, please move on now. You need to be extremely compassionate and have a lot of patience and understanding to handle this annoying ass mess xoxo
So with that being said...
I’m putting myself up for adoption.
Pull up a chair and a cup of tea or coffee (or three) and I shall begin.
I come complete with tattoos, piercings and cheesy jokes.
I am a huge lover of thunderstorms, milkshakes, cookies and affection.
I have never been on a ‘proper’ date. (Yes, I’m being serious). This is new to me.
I am a night owl.
I enjoy being creative through many different forms.
I probably have the most eclectic taste in music that someone has ever had.
I am trilingual; fluent in sarcasm, dark humour and innuendos.
I love the Oxford comma.
I am obsessed with other people’s accents.
I giggle. A lot.
I am super polite sweet and inquisitive, but I also, maybe, have a potty mouth (sorry).
If you call me ‘young lady’ I will possibly want to marry you on the spot. I love pet names; they make me feel funny.
I am terrible at accepting compliments.
I want to cuddle a koala one day. And a sloth. Actually, just give me the whole damn zoo.
I hope to find somebody who is as kind-hearted, loving, tactile and spontaneous as I am.
If you like affection then bingo; because I am a total snuggle bug, and my main love language is Physical Touch.
If you write to me in full sentences, that’s an immediate turn-on.
Being older than me is another.
Having facial hair or a cuddly body is too.
I’ll let you figure out the rest of them.
Oh and if you make me laugh, I will be putty in your hands.
I am 420 friendly, if that’s your kinda thing.
If pets I would love them as if they were my own. I lost my kitty a few months ago.
If you are seeing someone/in a relationship/married please don’t waste your time.
I’m anxious, pretty damn broken, a little weird, and too honest for my own good.
I lead an alternative lifestyle (ask me about this if you like).
I’m shy around new people, but when I’m comfortable I will often say too much (as evident in this profile). I’m a complete paradox and a typical Gemini... but I’m real, and I have so much love to give to the right gentleman.
Let’s delete our profiles, fall in love and go see the Northern Lights together.
Life is too short.
*If you might like to adopt me or are perhaps lonely and/or looking for a housemate (even as friends), I’m looking to move house as I’m homeless and living in a hotel. I’m more than happy to explain my situation. It’s to do with DV.
Also, I’m not vaccinated. This may or may not change in the future.
Please only message me if you are kind, nurturing, open-minded and understanding of invisible illnesses 🥺
Frequently asked question:
Q: Are you interested in a short-term relationship?
A: Absolutely not. I may be young, but I am only seeking a serious, monogamous, long-term relationship. I want to love and be loved, and settle down.