Starting with the basics. Must be a woman and have been a woman your entire life. If you're not sure, what was the doctor's opinion when he delivered you? Lying on this point will get you nowhere, there will eventually be a test.
Must understand the difference between glib altruistic sarcasm, and criticism. I never criticize so that part is learnable. Must be taller than 4' or 121.92 cm .
Though I am a familial individual, I am not looking for a stick in the mud. I am very familial, and very snuggly. But if you cannot picture yourself at 5 am drinking a bottle of wine on the street with a stranger and me then you're going to have to liven up. Life is short. Where the hell are you?