FriendlyMonkey

Hey hey People! Ok, the instructions say its best to start off with a list of adjectives, so here goes: Red, lovely, more, less, and far. I'm not sure what that was for, but now that we've got that out of the way, we can move on to more important things.

So, a little about me. I'm 33 years old, 6 foot tall, blah blah blah.... I'm here to make some new friends and have a good time, does my height really matter. Would I be more or less fun if I was only 4 foot 2? Probably more fun actually, that's my guess anyway, plus I could get involved in midget tossing (yes, its a real sport if you didn't know).

Growing up, I was an abused child. Let me be clear, my parents never beat me, other kids parents did. I tried going to the local church to look to God for help, but the pastor of the church didn't find me attractive enough and sent me home, it was rather embarrassing really. I've decided to be against anything abrasive now, so I've given up toothpaste permanently. I have quite an impressive collection of unicycles, but I've never mastered being able to ride them. Tall, dark, handsome, funny, intelligent, and out-going, are all things I'd love to be, but I'm not. I was in a serious relationship once before, till the 911 operator informed me that she was already married and I had to stop calling her. I have issues with crossing guards, and I eat a lot of garlic. My bed has no sheets or pillows.

Hit me up for some fun talk or whatever. I also do body piercing and tattoos, so if you need something done, just let me know! I also own a Canon 40D professional camera for doing model portfolios and such with. I have fairly low rates if your interested in that either (I can bring out a smile while we shoot). I don't normally do "studio work" I like to get a real background, places like Wildwood and Maumee Bay are great to shoot at, but if you've got other ideas, I'm always up to hear them.