CryptoTzar

About

i hate the sound of my alarm clock, i detest mondays . i sleep too much..... sometimes a bit of a slob . i get cranky when im hungry or if i dont get enough of "it". I push doors that clearly say pull. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I still count with my fingers ....

my brain is in New York, my heart in the middle east , my liver in india and stomach in africa. my eyes are set on the north pole . my spirit wants to fly but sadly my feet just wanna stay put. Cobid is not a virus...its a travelling curse.

i dont smoke, i dont drink (the hard stuff), i dont gamble and dont do drugs either... yeahh !!! im the last from the old school... ask me !!! cos i locked up and still have the key.

I wish i could cook but in all honesty i cant ... not even to save my life...

ive been in some wonderful relationships and some not so wonderful......i use to believe in "chemistry" but not sure if such a thing exists now.

i do come from a humble beginning.... worked and studied my way up to my master degree . i can speak about anything from car exhaust systems to daisies .

if i cannot impress you with my intelligence ,,,, i can certainly dazzle you with my b***t.

im easy enough to get along with,,,,, simple enough to understand....but can still be complicated enough to drive you out of your wits.