CLTISHAAN

Curvy student seeks special woman with fat eyes for writing, standup comdy and maybe more

Peter Parker once said 'You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.' But you can trust me.

Hello ladies! I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I'm a funny kind of chap, who likes nothing more than writing with the right woman.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my introvert personality, closly followed by my smashing legs. I'm the man for you, if you like great legs and eyes, particularly combined with ample baby oil.

I work as a student, helping children. This allows me to exercise my skills: drawing and leadership.

My life goals include:

Use a spider web as a parachute

Fall in love with you

Become the best student I can be

Help all the children in the world

If you're the right woman for me, you'll be special and daring. You won't be afraid to stand up to me and will have a healthy respect for honesty.

My ideal date would involve standup comdy in India with a dirty woman by my side. While we're there, I admire your fat eyes whilst feeling I'm the luckiest man on the planet.

Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!

Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho.

Light me fire, babe

Ishaan