"Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Monday through Friday, I'm a ninja-with-numbers, defending “the people” against the IRS.
Wielding my calculator like a set of flaming nun chucks, I cause most auditors to shrivel back into their cubicles in shame.
I've been a member of the site for a while. never found a "keeper" but a good few "throwbacks" literally..
I'm deliciously unusual, you will find me charismatic, at times whimsical but always refreshing.
If you disagree with any of the above then you Sir... are clinically dead .. "obviously"
I'm also sarcastic, sophisticated, witty, dorky, sensitive and free-spirited. Also a fan of adjectives if you hadn't noticed already.
I'm a potato shaped girlie I point this out since some guys really don't like a bigger engine to tinker with. I'm not here to waste anyone's time including my own.
A nerdy chick, I love gaming xbox, warhammer, history, romance, comics, tattoos, piercings, glasses, men in glasses, naked tattooed pierced men in glasses?
More Velma than Daphne with a dash of shaggy for entertainment value.
Most of the time, I don't take myself very seriously. Most of the time, you shouldn't, either...... unless of course I tell you I am being serious...
Side Note... you don't necessarily need to be a naked bearded tattooed bespectacled guy to inbox me, just "interesting"..