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Age: 51 y.o, man, Divorced
Location: Australia, Western Australia, Perth
Zodiac sign: Aquarius (check compatibility)
Status: Verified

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People Near AWizardOfOz

Lohengrin1
Age: 42 y.o. 
166 cm (5' 5'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Alex082
Age: 40 y.o. 
167 cm (5' 6'')
40 kg (89 lbs)
   
serville77
Age: 45 y.o. 
183 cm (6' 0'')
76 kg (169 lbs)
   
Oscar2022
Age: 27 y.o. 
176 cm (5' 9'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Wes47
Age: 58 y.o. 
187 cm (6' 2'')
90 kg (200 lbs)
   
Qtexzmade
Age: 37 y.o. 
180 cm (5' 11'')
80 kg (178 lbs)
   
JPD76
Age: 47 y.o. 
188 cm (6' 2'')
   
MBegy
Age: 53 y.o. 
190 cm (6' 3'')
88 kg (196 lbs)
   
Lohengrin1
Age: 42 y.o.
166 cm (5' 5'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Alex082
Age: 40 y.o.
167 cm (5' 6'')
40 kg (89 lbs)
   
serville77
Age: 45 y.o.
183 cm (6' 0'')
76 kg (169 lbs)
   
Oscar2022
Age: 27 y.o.
176 cm (5' 9'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Wes47
Age: 58 y.o.
187 cm (6' 2'')
90 kg (200 lbs)
   
Qtexzmade
Age: 37 y.o.
180 cm (5' 11'')
80 kg (178 lbs)
   
JPD76
Age: 47 y.o.
188 cm (6' 2'')
   
MBegy
Age: 53 y.o.
190 cm (6' 3'')
88 kg (196 lbs)
   
AWizardOfOz Preferences

My ideal woman would be made of chocolate and wouldn't melt if she got too hot or wet. I like white chocolate and dark. In fact I like all flavours of women. Even ginger is nice when not too spicy.

She would always tell me to shut up before I got to the point of annoying her. And she would know when to leave me alone because she must understand that I like having her around but I don't need her to hang around all the time. But most importantly she would have to tell me what I didn't want to hear because that is what friends do. She'd have to be honest in all things. Being frank with me is a kindness.

She would have to let the King keep the throne warm when the Queen isn't sitting in it. Alternately. I would be Captain of the ship and she would be Admiral of the fleet. And she would have to like boats and be able to take a heavy pounding at sea without getting sea sick.

She must be 100 % authentic and have real BBs as I do not accept substitutes. I would rather none at all than fakers. Same goes for duck billed platypus. I'll have none of you. How is looking like a duck sexy? Can any ducks explain? The Great Spaghetti Bolognese Monster that lives in the sky (insert your own God or view of the universe here) made you perfect and you then go and pump toxins into your body for vanity. Not for me thanks. I can't stand fake anything.

However the more tattoos you have the happier I'll be. They're not a problem. They are an enhancement rather than an apology for a non existing mistake.

I know how energy works and it is always nice to be nice. So I apologize. The above is just my personal preference and your life choices are yours and I have to respect them.

I work on boats so I guess I'm just sick of silicone. Which is where it belongs. On a hull. Not in a gal.

And lastly my partner would definitely have to get my sense of humor and know that I never take myself seriously. And she would have to be funny too although preferably not funny looking. I should also mention that because I'm a pretend Wizard. Pretend Witches are encouraged to apply. Real ones will only be approved on a case by case basis.

Woman
Australia
  • Dating (Short or long-term relationships, commitments and monogamy)
  • Marriage (Lifelong relationship, family, children)
  • Casual dating (Non-stressful hangouts that occur before you decide you actually want to get serious)
30 - 55
About myself
Man

I'm a shipwright, master craftsman, maestro on the guitar, great cook, excellent masseuse and a very naughty and cheeky boy. I usually have to buy asbestos sheets for the bed because of all the friction and heat. I had a water bed once but it evaporated. Some people think I'm hilarious but you have to be clever and quick sometimes to keep up with me.

My favorite thing to do is find an old wrecked something and repurpose it or restore it. Give me a shed and some tools and I'll make you anything. Give me some random ingredients and I can cook you anything. I can make a soup out of a house brick. I like making things out of things. Except mountains and molehills. I leave them alone.

I am a brutally honest man. Honesty, integrity and loyalty are huge things for me because as a pretend Wizard I understand how energy and vibration works. Being dishonest hurts me. Telling lies causes me angst. Letting somebody down would be the death of me I am afraid.

My last two relationships lasted over 15 years each and my partner always found comfort and security in the fact that I cannot lie and am completely loyal. I'm not perfect and I know how my honesty upsets people but I can't help it. I know that I sabotage a lot of potential relationships by saying exactly how big your bum looks when squeezed into a pair of jeans. Or that you wear too much make up. Everyone wants an honest man but I can tell you that it is hard work. I'm constantly telling people things they don't want to hear.

I was always taught that real friends tell you what you have to hear. Not what you want to hear. So I do exactly what it is says on the tin. I'm a real friend to anyone that gets to know me. I'm not a fair weather friend and I really value people that tell me things about myself that I may not want to hear. Put me in my place and tell me I'm wrong and you've got a friend for life.

The world is black and white to me because things are either true or false. The words believe and belief I find offensive because believing something is to know something without the facts to support it. Consequently I live in a different world to you because I have spent my life learning the truth. Not the propaganda pouring out of the mass media. Not the lies taught to you in school. Not the BS being peddled by the corrupt politicians and the elite that work to enslave us all. You know who I mean. The triangle worshipers.

I'm a truther. I've had all of my red pills and I live in the real world. I know of the Tartary. I know what shape our realm is. I know that in Latin the word Government means mind control. I know what the illuminati don't want you to know. And I want nothing to do with the New World Order or the Great Reset. I know all these things as facts and have evidence to support every word that comes out of my mouth. Which never works in my favor because most people would rather live in Disneyland than hear the truth.

I am only interested in meeting unvaccinated people because I know about Reiner Fuellmich and his work at the International Criminal Court in the Hague. I lived there for the last year. Contact me if you want the case number and more details as I can't print them here. I'm sincerely sorry for every vaccinated lady that reads this. You're going to find out the truth eventually. As I mentioned at the start. I'm brutally honest and don't mince my words or sugar coat them.

Because I'm completely honest and know the value of time and energy. I'm putting all of this in my profile to act as a filter. I'm not interested in ignorant people. I have no time for people that want to take the blue pill and live in a false reality. I'm highly intelligent and educated. Although thankfully, not indoctrinated. So I've got no time to spare for people that want to keep their head in the sand and pretend that our leaders are working for us. I assure you they are not.

I've lived in Holland for the last 18 months and it has changed me from a life of idolatry to a life now devoted to new experiences and people. I'm starting fresh back in my hometown and looking for a new best friend to build the next chapter of my life with. So if you've read this far and I haven't filtered you out with my brutal honesty or the negative and weird things that I've mentioned. Perhaps there is a chance for something positive to happen between us.

I'm an open book and I invite you to write in it. And yes. I've given you way too much information. I tend to do that. But know that you will never figure me out because I'm a puzzle wrapped up in a paradox and in the centre you will find a good heart. But only if you're clever enough. I'm only looking for that one special person to be intimate with. So if this is you. Then consider that every word on this page was chosen just for you and placed exactly where it needed to be. Because words are spells. That is why they need spelling. Be careful or this pretend Wizard might just put a spell on you.

Too corny? Maybe. At least I tried to be different.

182 cm (6' 0'')
80 kg (178 lbs)
Nudge me to update my religion by sending a message
Mixed
Divorced
Yes, living separately
No
No
Other
Average
Life and work
Wizard and Jack Of All Trades.
This heading should say Indoctrination
  • A happy wife equals a happy life.
  • Try something and learn something new each day.
  • Tartaria and learning true history.
  • There are only 2 types of music. Good and Bad.
  • Boating and Motorcycles.
Pernicious habits
Drop me a line and I'll tell you
Nudge me to update it by sending a message
Socially

People Near AWizardOfOz

Lohengrin1
Age: 42 y.o. 
166 cm (5' 5'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Alex082
Age: 40 y.o. 
167 cm (5' 6'')
40 kg (89 lbs)
   
serville77
Age: 45 y.o. 
183 cm (6' 0'')
76 kg (169 lbs)
   
Oscar2022
Age: 27 y.o. 
176 cm (5' 9'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Wes47
Age: 58 y.o. 
187 cm (6' 2'')
90 kg (200 lbs)
   
Qtexzmade
Age: 37 y.o. 
180 cm (5' 11'')
80 kg (178 lbs)
   
JPD76
Age: 47 y.o. 
188 cm (6' 2'')
   
MBegy
Age: 53 y.o. 
190 cm (6' 3'')
88 kg (196 lbs)
   
Lohengrin1
Age: 42 y.o.
166 cm (5' 5'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Alex082
Age: 40 y.o.
167 cm (5' 6'')
40 kg (89 lbs)
   
serville77
Age: 45 y.o.
183 cm (6' 0'')
76 kg (169 lbs)
   
Oscar2022
Age: 27 y.o.
176 cm (5' 9'')
64 kg (142 lbs)
   
Wes47
Age: 58 y.o.
187 cm (6' 2'')
90 kg (200 lbs)
   
Qtexzmade
Age: 37 y.o.
180 cm (5' 11'')
80 kg (178 lbs)
   
JPD76
Age: 47 y.o.
188 cm (6' 2'')
   
MBegy
Age: 53 y.o.
190 cm (6' 3'')
88 kg (196 lbs)