I'm a shipwright, master craftsman, maestro on the guitar, great cook, excellent masseuse and a very naughty and cheeky boy. I usually have to buy asbestos sheets for the bed because of all the friction and heat. I had a water bed once but it evaporated. Some people think I'm hilarious but you have to be clever and quick sometimes to keep up with me.
My favorite thing to do is find an old wrecked something and repurpose it or restore it. Give me a shed and some tools and I'll make you anything. Give me some random ingredients and I can cook you anything. I can make a soup out of a house brick. I like making things out of things. Except mountains and molehills. I leave them alone.
I am a brutally honest man. Honesty, integrity and loyalty are huge things for me because as a pretend Wizard I understand how energy and vibration works. Being dishonest hurts me. Telling lies causes me angst. Letting somebody down would be the death of me I am afraid.
My last two relationships lasted over 15 years each and my partner always found comfort and security in the fact that I cannot lie and am completely loyal. I'm not perfect and I know how my honesty upsets people but I can't help it. I know that I sabotage a lot of potential relationships by saying exactly how big your bum looks when squeezed into a pair of jeans. Or that you wear too much make up. Everyone wants an honest man but I can tell you that it is hard work. I'm constantly telling people things they don't want to hear.
I was always taught that real friends tell you what you have to hear. Not what you want to hear. So I do exactly what it is says on the tin. I'm a real friend to anyone that gets to know me. I'm not a fair weather friend and I really value people that tell me things about myself that I may not want to hear. Put me in my place and tell me I'm wrong and you've got a friend for life.
The world is black and white to me because things are either true or false. The words believe and belief I find offensive because believing something is to know something without the facts to support it. Consequently I live in a different world to you because I have spent my life learning the truth. Not the propaganda pouring out of the mass media. Not the lies taught to you in school. Not the BS being peddled by the corrupt politicians and the elite that work to enslave us all. You know who I mean. The triangle worshipers.
I'm a truther. I've had all of my red pills and I live in the real world. I know of the Tartary. I know what shape our realm is. I know that in Latin the word Government means mind control. I know what the illuminati don't want you to know. And I want nothing to do with the New World Order or the Great Reset. I know all these things as facts and have evidence to support every word that comes out of my mouth. Which never works in my favor because most people would rather live in Disneyland than hear the truth.
I am only interested in meeting unvaccinated people because I know about Reiner Fuellmich and his work at the International Criminal Court in the Hague. I lived there for the last year. Contact me if you want the case number and more details as I can't print them here. I'm sincerely sorry for every vaccinated lady that reads this. You're going to find out the truth eventually. As I mentioned at the start. I'm brutally honest and don't mince my words or sugar coat them.
Because I'm completely honest and know the value of time and energy. I'm putting all of this in my profile to act as a filter. I'm not interested in ignorant people. I have no time for people that want to take the blue pill and live in a false reality. I'm highly intelligent and educated. Although thankfully, not indoctrinated. So I've got no time to spare for people that want to keep their head in the sand and pretend that our leaders are working for us. I assure you they are not.
I've lived in Holland for the last 18 months and it has changed me from a life of idolatry to a life now devoted to new experiences and people. I'm starting fresh back in my hometown and looking for a new best friend to build the next chapter of my life with. So if you've read this far and I haven't filtered you out with my brutal honesty or the negative and weird things that I've mentioned. Perhaps there is a chance for something positive to happen between us.
I'm an open book and I invite you to write in it. And yes. I've given you way too much information. I tend to do that. But know that you will never figure me out because I'm a puzzle wrapped up in a paradox and in the centre you will find a good heart. But only if you're clever enough. I'm only looking for that one special person to be intimate with. So if this is you. Then consider that every word on this page was chosen just for you and placed exactly where it needed to be. Because words are spells. That is why they need spelling. Be careful or this pretend Wizard might just put a spell on you.
Too corny? Maybe. At least I tried to be different.