Im a chilled out person, I like hanging with my friends, i love to play my guitar and continue to grow to be bettter than i was yesterday, I like to skate around like theres no tommarrow, I would consider myself , clean, likes parties, outgoing, always making friends, optimistic, positive social I rarely worrie, pratical, adventurous, hard worker, respects authority, at times brutally honest, realist, altruistic.
'Human progress never rolls in on wheels of inevitability; it comes through the timeless efforts of men's will to be co-workers with God, and without this hard work time itsself becomes an ally of the forces of social stagnation.' I. "If narcissism were measured in units of mass, the skulls of people who pointed out puns would crush in on themselves in a giant black hole of stupidity." II. "When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism...Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly." III. "Man,I never get tired of hearing people repeat their favorite lines from Chappelle's show. Of course, this begs the question: are these people paying homage to Chappelle, or are they cheapening the phrase, making it tired and unfunny?" IV. "While we're at it, let's stop using the phrase "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual." Every time I hear anyone call themselves "spiritual," it's just after they mention astrology and just before I land a flying elbow to their ovaries...Most people who read horoscopes also buy into other new age crap like tarot cards and self-healing." V. "Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a...bar for the rest of their lives. Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout...Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids. On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile..." VI. "Some of the best things in life are free Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer." VII. "News flash: immigrants aren't taking anything from Americans. Companies like WalMart are giving jobs to them illegally. If WalMart paid a company to hire immigrants to do the job over Americans then there's probably a good reason for it. I'm sick and tired of lazy gluttonous Americans [complaining] about immigrants "taking" our jobs. It's not like they can literally come to America, ambush us in the parking lot and take our jobs." VIII. "1. Know how to make you smile when you are down! When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways..." IX. "Writing bad poetry is easy when you disregard meter, pace, and rhyming scheme. Just make sure to follow a few simple guidelines: 1. Never write about anything cheerful. Remember, you are a tortured artist. Be one. 2. Be sure to use the following words at least once per sentence, no fewer than 50 times per poem: lament, loathe, soul, darkness, bitter, agony, despair, misery, anguish, pain, suffer, woe, hate, death, love, sultry, angel, rose, acrid and nihilism. Nihilism is a good one because it comes up all the time in normal conversations." X. "If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids."
