coolmorris

PATIENT ADVICE: ALWAYS READ THE LABEL.

DO TAKE THIS PRODUCT IF: You are single, want to feel wanted but still like your independence.

YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE THIS PRODUCT IF: You have previous history of being a stalker.

SIDE EFFECTS: May cause laughter, cheerfulness texting or emailing. In some extreme cases could cause love or affection. These are perfectly normal and should not discourage you from treatment.

STORAGE: This product takes care of it's own storage.

WHAT TO DO IF YOU FEEL UNWELL: Consider trust and communication.

DIETARY ADVICE: This product reacts well to Indian, Chinese and english foods. To be honest, any food

MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION: Product works all week and this is further enhanced by having a lil man at home. Please bare this in mind when beginning treatment. Product often is suited to out for meals and drink but loves nights in with good chats and cuddles... may be taken with wine and a DVD.

FURTHER INFORMATION: if further treatment is required please contact. My customer service department promises a speedy and cheerful reply.

LIFE IS SHORT ENOUGH..lets do this