Solopaladin

I wish to experience the euphoria you feel when you're first falling in love.

Ex Scoundrel (formerly Freelancing Swashbuckler) seeks Real woman for forever relationship. Able to distinguish distance from time; read a map; use big hammers- and can confidently walk slowly avoiding breaking loud twigs that alert everyone to his presence. I'm a glass is always half full personality currently easily compatible with 40hr a week ( 9 to 5) day job lifestyle though has passed Graduate Certificate in House Husbanding : Cooking - Terminating pass ( Rising at 5am and bringing you breakfast in bed my saving grace here) Cleaning - Pass ( Accept my standards are not your standards) Gardening - Pass ( Accepts mowing the lawn) Ironing - Pass ( Knows not to iron your frilly underwear) Pets- Credit ( Feeds and plays with cats, dogs and birds) Washing - Credit ( Knows not to wash certain things)

Looking for:

Please explain Newton's 1st Law of marriage ie A body in motion will be kept in motion. A body at rest will be asked what its plans for the day are.

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No. seriously I just want someone to explain IT ALL to me. :)